linkinparkmaarten's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hello, Fred The Beard]

another talking beard? I'm not the only one!

this message is written by Karel, the beard that grows on Maarten's face.
I'd have to say that it was reeeeeaaaally shocking to see Fred getting shaved off! for a second there, I think my heart stopped... if beards would have a heart ofcourse... my owner's friends are always saying that he should shave me off, but thank god I'm capable of controlling his mind, or else you wouldn't be reading this message.

and now: a few words from the jerk i live on:
"duuuuuuuuuuuuuh funny!"

everything 10, except interactivity (1 for the play button) an violence (3 for the shaving that still haunts my mind)

Greetings to all the beards out there, may they never get shaved off!

RWappin responds:

You win.

[Sonic RPG eps 1 - part 1]

not bad

i liked this actually, although there are a lot of spelling and grammar mistakes!! and i do mean a lot!! english isn't my first language either, but i can do a better job then you!

style was unique, the battles were a bit... dull actually

episode 7 is muuuuuuch better than this, my congrats

[Random Short-red vs blue-]

not bad, but not too good

didn't hate it, that's for sure
was funny though

and the music ROCKS!!!!!! Nightwish's Wishmaster, if I'm not mistaken... Nightwish is sweeeeeet
Over The Hills And Far Away!
if you make more movies, just keep using Nightwish (or any other melodic/symphonic metal music, and you'll have my vote)

WAR-HEART responds:

hey cool
thanks

[Beat up Sandbag]

i did not recognize half of the characters...

but that's ok!
i think mechasonic was great! and of course wario rocked!! made me laugh...

[Halloween shorts]

that gate scared the living hell out of me...

i thought i heard bart simpson screaming... or maybe i've watched to many simpson-halloween-episodes. hell, you can never watch to much simpsons!
meaning: keep up the good work, and, please do make more like these! cause if you don't...

[C is for cereal]

niiiiice => also starts with C... allmost

was funny!

where can I get me some of that slim 'n' hoes cereal?

[Cylindrical Adventures]

i'm like, freaking out here... a dancing cilinder!

disclaimer: the not-your-average-review-routin e... this artist should be getting familiar to my reviews, so i won't be repeating myself any longer (i'm to lazy for that)

i'm like, watching all your submissions to newgrounds, just because I can, and it's already 2.38 in the morning, so why stop now, right?
this one also cracked me up! first, i was all like "look at that grooooovy cilinder doin' his thing" and then i was all like "woooow, where did that hand come from" and then i was all like "......*silence*.... thank god for that intervention, i think that cilinder was trying to come on to me"

am i a stalker now? if not, i'll just keep rating your submissions with a 10/10 (5/5) and waste my time writing these friggin' reviews... at least, until i find something better to do... but it's totally worth it to watch your submissions!!

ps: still haven't finished the impossible quiz, but thanks for the reply on my review! you're awesome!!

[A New Breed of Hero]

i love the monkeys!! (the animal, not the band)

disclaimer: this is not your average review (for the rest of this disclaimer, go see my comment on the "impossible quiz" by the same author, and while you're there, play that funky quiz, white boy (as in the song "play that funky music, white boy))

just by reading the author's comments, it made me feel all funny inside... in a good way, ofcourse

with the hair sticking out of the costume where the ears should be, and the final proof of my theory that poop CAN fly!

i think i'd want to see spider-monkey fight an enemy like "the amazing doctor octopussy" (pussy being a cat) or IBS (irritated bowel syndrome, check google, it's real!)

heeeeey, I just realized that all the enemies in the spider-man-seires (you know, spiderman, the parody on spider-monkey) are all animals! except for that hunter-guy i think was in there somewhere... it's been over (about) 7 years since i saw the series, but hey, i've got to much spare time, right
and if that doesn't make sense, then i just proved my point, whatever there was to be proved